Best Euphemisms For Telling People They're Clueless

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Apr 16, 2021 9:00 AM EDT

There are whole lot of hopelessly clueless human beings out there. Some folks are certainly more lost than others. You might find yourself in the middle of a conversation with someone who has seemingly fallen through the cracks on all matters of common sense. If so, you might just find yourself inspired to whip out one of these clever euphemisms to get that point across. 

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    Rectangle - Hairydoggie · 3h 4 Awards My teacher said I was as "quick as a glacier"... 5 Reply 1 11.0k 3 ...
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    Font - perstn • 3h 2 Awards He's so far behind he thinks he's first. G Reply 4 4.4k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - NostalgicPotat0 · 3h O O 5 Awards One of my personal favorites: "They only got two brain cells and both of them are fighting for third place." G Reply 4 9.3k 3 ...
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    Font - Roman_Suicide_Note • 4h "At this point, you can only impress me." G Reply 4 167 3 +
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    Rectangle - dusty-kat · 7h 20 Awards Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 6 Reply 1 19.4k 3 ...
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    Font - DoctorSalty · 3h 3 4 Awards One of my all time favorites is "More foam than beer"
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    Rectangle - Huck4108 · 7h 3 2 Awards My grampa told me a few times "son you need lemons to make lemonade and you ain't got no lemons". I laugh every time. G Reply 8.2k 3 ...
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    Font - Satures • 7h 1 Award He has different talents G Reply 4 4.8k 3 ...
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    Mammal - pollotergeist · 4h Saw two coworkers going about a task in the worst way I could imagine. I said "I believe if there was a harder way to do that you two would find it." They didn't get it. G Reply 146 3
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    Product - TedMeister88· 2h 7 Awards "If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid." 6 Reply 1 5.2k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - captainawesome1983 · 4h 3 9 Awards I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong 6 Reply 4 9.1k 3 ...
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    Font - igenus44 · 4h 3 Awards You're the reason we have warning labels. G Reply 4 2.5k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - GSavvage • 3h O 3 Awards In Greece we say "when it was raining brains, you had an umbrella" 6 Reply 4 3.2k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - randolotapus • 8h S 20 Awards Sharp as a marble, that one. G Reply 25.8k ... +
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    Rectangle - Cooked_Bread · 7h 1 Award You could blow in their ear and they would say thanks for the refill 6 Reply 4 5.6k
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    Rectangle - dd28064212•4h 3 2 Awards Useful as a chocolate teapot. G Reply 4 2.3k 3
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    Rectangle - FroglnACupOfTea · 8h 2 Awards In French we sometime say "he/she doesn't have electricity at every floor" 5 Reply 1 11.9k 3 ...
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    Human body - Washjockey · 7h 6 Awards His train of thought is still boarding at the station. Edit: Yes, Calvin and Hobbes
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    Font - BetterCallPaul4 · 3h If your brain was a car, it would be in reverse. G Reply 4 62 3 ...
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    Font - AnarchistGoose · 7h Your train of thought is a replacement bus service, isn't it? G Reply 1 452 3 ...
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    Product - FlipSchitz · 3h 5 Awards "I'm guessing you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." -Captain Malcom Reynolds G Reply 1 6.7k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - kutuup1989 · 4h 1 Award "Well pardon me, ma'am but what you don't know could fill a warehouse." Courtesy of Bart Simpson. G Reply 4 981 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Snugl-v301 · 7h 16 Awards It's impossible to underestimate you G Reply 4 18.6k ...
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